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solarsyrup:

solarsyrup:

had this dream where gamefreak introduced the new eeveelution but they ran out of time designing it so it was just a fucking huge version of eevee called Big Eevee

and to compensate for the lack of creativity they made it strong as fuck and all the competitive players hated it

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WHO’S LAUGHING NOW??

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themodernmaccabee:

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gabbypie64:

tharook:

chromatocloo:

Pieces of Viking pottery with traces of cat and dog paws, seen at the Musée de Normandie in Caen Castle

“So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s artwork.” - My sis who took the photo

“ruined”? made better

It’s very humanizing to imagine some poor potter in the past screaming “nnnnooooooo bad kitty” somewhere in Scandinavia

If it was ruined, the artisan wouldn’t have baked it.

That’s… that’s a delightful point you just made.

This person chose to bake and keep their cat’s artistic contribution.

i was in spain once and there was a building with a tile that had been laid down in roman times: it had a dog’s paw print. and the thing was that after the dog did that print, the wet tile was dried, and then fired, and then shipped, and then laid, and for two thousand years every person who encountered that tile thought ‘aw! paw print!’ and kept it. this vast agreement by thousands of people over all these centuries, in memory of a dog only one of us could have met. 

i loved that tile. 

Every comment.

As anyone who has worked with wet clay knows, these pawprints could be removed with a dab more clay and a stroke of one hand.

That they weren’t, says all that needs said.

The hand was too busy stroking something furry that purred or wagged its tail.

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notemily:

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mochimars:

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I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

Rebageling again because… what gets me most about this interpretation is the softness.  When I read the poem, I read it as exultant and fierce.  The tiger within was the tiger burning bright of another poem’s fame.  The tiger destroyed his cage, and who knew what next now that he was out.

Here, we’re given an answer.  The tiger steps out and is surprised by the soft grass under his feet, delighted, goes wide-eyed with wonder, and leaps into the meadow.  Here, the focus isn’t the cage’s destruction, but getting out, being out, so that the last glimpse we’re given is the tiger now tiny (and joyful!) in the distance, surrounded by the wide green expanse of freedom.

Nael’s tiger gets the happy ending that the tiger from Neko Case’s song “The Tiger Has Spoken” is denied, in this essay I will

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nemira-the-mercenary:

ex0skeletal-undead:

Please look at this absolutely fucking haunting photo @misdirectedhex sent me of her glow-in-the-dark tentacle dildo sitting on her bathroom counter.

This is PEAK ART

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I laughed WAY too long and WAY too hard at this

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I can’t BELIEVE I had to remember how to open procreate you guys

This is the best one thank you

$26.99

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